Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America?
It’s called “50 shades of black”.
20
SepNew Film
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
Sep3 Step Covid Test
1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid
Repeat 15 times just be to sure.
17
SepPolitician
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?
A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.
17
SepCorona Virus
Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
13
SepNight Owl
in Animal Jokes
Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
13
SepCentipede
in Animal Jokes
I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.