Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.
01
OctAccused
in Dirty Jokes
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Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
OctScousers
in Racist Jokes
Q. Which website do Scousers use to get a trampoline for their kids?
A. Google Maps
29
SepAnniversary
I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.
29
SepNHS Line
in Animal Jokes
Phoned the NHS line today and said, “I’m having a real problem getting an erection.”
“Well we’re here to help you as much as we can sir,” the woman replied.
“Great!” I burst out. “What colour panties are you wearing?”
23
SepBest Friend
in Animal Jokes
They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
23
SepHealth
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.