Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.
It’s called FOOD.
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AugVaccine
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.31
AugRaisins Pick Up Line
Me: Do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Me: Well how about a date?
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AugBroom
My wife: Where’s the broom?
Me: Why, where are you going?
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AugAdopted
For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.
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AugBeautiful
Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!
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Aug200 Million
in Dirty Jokes
I killed 200 million people last night and feeling quite guilty. That’s the last time I read dirty magazine in bed.