I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
AugMedusa PickUp Line
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
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AugHomeless Guy
A cheeky homeless guy with a dog came up to me earlier today asking me for some money for food. I told him “If you were really hungry you would have eaten your dog by now.”
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AugMovie
Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?
It seems to be taking ages to come out.
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AugThesaurus
Got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday the other day. It was rubbish.
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AugQuarterback
in Racist Jokes
What is the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.