My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
NovSaddest Part
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why is the penis the saddest part of the human body?
A. Because its hair is a mess, its best friend is a pussy and its next door neighbor is an asshole.
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NovHit Dog
in Animal Jokes
Just hit a dog with my car on the way home from work. It’s OK though, I stopped the car, picked up the dog and put a suicide note under its paw.
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NovWife and Kids
Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.
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NovDentist
in Dirty Jokes
Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.
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NovLike Best
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.
Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.