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20
Nov

PhD

By DavidW
in General Jokes
+39 -17

After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.

18
Nov

Gay Midget

By FrankP
in Dirty Jokes
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+14 -47

Did you hear about the gay midget? He finally came out the closet.

18
Nov

Paper Difference

By Tony
in Dirty Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.

16
Nov

Dentist

By Dave
in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

16
Nov

Russian Dolls

By Ivor
in General Jokes
+19 -16

Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.

14
Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

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