Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Dwarf

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute?
A. Hi hoe

So Poor

in General Jokes
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My family were so poor that every night my dad used to take me to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Christmas

in Religious Jokes
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Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Cheap Aftershave

in Racist Jokes
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Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Little Girl

in Dirty Jokes
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Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.

Cats

in Animal Jokes
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If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?