Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Can’t Remember

in General Jokes
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You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember why you went upstairs or who owns the house you’re or why a police man is shouting at you.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

Gynecologist

in Dirty Jokes
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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell but they can’t eat.

Anything Nice

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -14

My mom always used to say “If you haven’t got anything nice to say then you can go f*ck yourself”.

On Top

in Racist Jokes
+821 -387

Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.

Happy News

in General Jokes
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Just got some happy news. My parents recently got food poisoning from a restaurant and I’ve finally managed to get a refund for them. That should help towards the funeral expenses.