Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.31
OctBaby Ghost
Just had a really big scare while walking home. Thought I saw a dead baby ghost in the middle of the road but turns out it was just a handkerchief.
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OctAss Chatup Line
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?
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OctCat Ball
in Animal Jokes
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.
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OctHeadache
in Dirty Jokes
Q. How do you convince a woman to have sex with you when she has a headache?
A. Sprinkle crushed aspirin on your c*ck!
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OctFour Secrets
Four secrets of a happy marriage.
1. Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed.
3. Find a woman with lots of money.
4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.