Two interesting facts about me.
1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.
2) I’m banned from McDonalds.
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OctMcNuggets
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
OctInner Self
in Dirty Jokes
Been getting in touch with my inner self recently.
Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.
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OctFat Lass
in Dirty Jokes
I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.
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OctBicycle Pickup
Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.
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OctArgument
in Animal Jokes
If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?
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OctJogging
I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.
I said, “It’s a bit late for you Michelle, isn’t it?”
“I couldn’t sleep,” she replied.
“That’s not what I meant, you fat cow.”