Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Big Foot

in Yo Mama Jokes
+7 -25

Yo mama is so harry big foot took a picture of her.

Three Steps

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Three steps to safely remove a woman’s bra.

1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp.
2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird.
3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.

Pencil humor

in Surreal Jokes
+11 -30

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.

Casino

in General Jokes
+13 -26

Just been sacked from my job at the casino. Apparently when they hired me as a dealer I wasn’t supposed to try and sell crack cocaine to customers.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+40 -54

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.