10Feb Three Steps By Sammy in Dirty Jokes +25 -32 Three steps to safely remove a woman’s bra. 1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp. 2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird. 3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.
10Feb Pencil humor By Jeffrey lorenger in Surreal Jokes +11 -30 What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.
08Feb Earrings By Roy in Yo Mama Jokes Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes +19 -28 Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.
08Feb Casino By Freddy in General Jokes +13 -26 Just been sacked from my job at the casino. Apparently when they hired me as a dealer I wasn’t supposed to try and sell crack cocaine to customers.
06Feb Metal Detector By Patrick in Racist Jokes Tags: Irish Jokes +40 -54 Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.