Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: Yeah, my boyfriend is sitting there.
Man: Really? Well he must be really small then.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
FebBest Friend Chinese
in Racist Jokes
Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.
04
FebGirl From Moscow
I used to be in love with a girl from Moscow. I almost asked her to marry me but I didn’t want to Russia.
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FebLife
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why is life like sex?
A. Because you get out what you put in.
02
FebSexy Politics
Can’t believe how sexy politics has become since Barack Obama took office. When he was on the TV the other day I think I must have jerked off about 3 times.
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JanThe Vets
The following conversation took place at the vets.
Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.