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31
Jan

Catholic Priests

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+12 -29

Why are Catholic priests always running? Because they love to exercise demons.

29
Jan

Sat Nav

By Frank
in General Jokes
+2 -28

Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.

29
Jan

Testing Beds

By Clare
in Dirty Jokes
+13 -32

I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

27
Jan

Last Words

By Dave
in General Jokes
+13 -28

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”

26
Jan

Miss Universe

By Freddy
in General Jokes
+7 -29

I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?

25
Jan

Gun Control

By Ted
in Political Jokes
+8 -23

Im a great believer in gun control. That’s why I always smoke a couple of cigarettes before I go out shooting because it helps keeps my hands steady.

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