Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, on both occasions.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
FebTeeth Whitening
Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.
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FebGynecologist
in Dirty Jokes
I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.
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FebValentines Card
in Dirty Jokes
Got a valentines card from my Grandma earlier today which was sweet but unnecessary, we haven’t had sex in years.
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FebSingle
People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.
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FebMemory Transfer
Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.