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25
Feb

Sea World

By Frank
in Dirty Jokes
+7 -29

I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.

23
Feb

Korean Grandma

By Kim
in Racist Jokes
+329 -164

Don’t you just hate it when your Korean grandma makes a really nice chow-mein but then you find out your dogs gone missing.

23
Feb

Unicorn

By funny man
in Surreal Jokes
+27 -23

I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.

21
Feb

Fifty Shades Of Grey

By Peter
in Dirty Jokes
+331 -106

Had a great time watching Fifty Shades Of Grey at the cinema with my girlfriend. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was hilarious.

21
Feb

Restaurants

By Amanda
in General Jokes
+5 -13

Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people?
A. Because thyme is a great healer.

18
Feb

Racist Maths

By Scot
in Racist Jokes
+1636 -667

If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

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