The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JulGreek Government
The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.
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JulSuper Lazy
I’ve decided to be super lazy today. It’s a lot like normal lazy but i’m also wearing a cape.
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JulChinese Pro
Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?
A. Suk Mi Dong
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JulIrish Chatup Line
Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.
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JulPrinter
in Racist Jokes
A black guy at work today asked me if we have a ‘coloured’ printer. I said “Hey man, its 2015, you can use any printer you want”.