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07
Jul

Love

By Romeo
in Dirty Jokes
+23 -27

Its true what they say, love really does hurt. Especially without lube.

05
Jul

Islamic Terrorist

By Frank
in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
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+24 -59

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

05
Jul

Barely Legal

By PeteG
in Dirty Jokes
+20 -59

Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

03
Jul

Cloud chat up Line

By Paul
in Pick Up Lines
+389 -178

You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.

03
Jul

Breastfeeding

By Tom
in Dirty Jokes
+9 -34

I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

01
Jul

Crime

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
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+32 -47

Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for?
A. Sun-cream theft.

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