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Jul

Retired

By PeteS
in Dirty Jokes
+12 -24

I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

29
Jun

Sick

By Dave
in General Jokes
+14 -24

Calling into work sick is so much more fun if you call a company you don’t work for.

27
Jun

Hemophiliac

By Chrisp
in Disabled Jokes
+4 -34

The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.

Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.

27
Jun

Uncle

By Steve
in Dirty Jokes
+28 -48

My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.

25
Jun

Long-Term

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

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