When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
JulColgate
in Racist Jokes
Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.
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JulAlzheimers Chat up Line
Hi how’s it going? I’ve got Alzheimer’s… Are you my girlfriend?
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JulWedding
Why is it when an old person comes up to me at a wedding as says “You’re next” its somehow socially acceptable but when I do the same to them at funeral I get into trouble?
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JulPolice Academy
Feeling excited today. Just graduated from the police academy and also read in my horoscope that I’m gonna be meeting a tall dark stranger. Looking forward to trying out my new taser.
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JulDrinking
After this weekend I’ve decided to give up drinking for good.
I now only drink for evil.