What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.23
JulShower Chat-up Line
Man: Do you shower after you have sex?
Woman: Yes of course.
Man: Well maybe you should have sex more often.
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JulForgets
in Dirty Jokes
Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?
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JulBlacks Never Say
in Racist Jokes
Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.
1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.
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JulAlcohol
Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.
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JulPrincess
Last night my wife asked me to treat her like a princess so I bought her a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.