You turn my software into hardware.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
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SepCalories
in Dirty Jokes
A recent scientific study has found that having sex burns a large amount of calories. This is especially true when you do it without consent and you have to run away.
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SepMuseum
Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.
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SepSmoker
in Dirty Jokes
Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?
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SepKeeper
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
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SepPancakes
Slept on the sofa last night. Apparently when my wife asked me to bring her something from the store for pancakes she wasn’t talking about a bra.