Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Sacrifices

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

E. T.

in Political Jokes
+287 -127

What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T. learnt English and wanted to go home!

Chinese Drive By

in Racist Jokes
+73 -81

Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Kinky

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+58 -56

Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.

Bipolar

in Disabled Jokes
+68 -60

I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.

Terrible Day

in Political Jokes
+26 -46

I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.