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30
Aug

Racist

By Donald T
in Racist Jokes
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+2588 -1249

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

28
Aug

Pokeman Chatup Line

By Frank
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -46

STDs are like Pokeman… you’ve got to catch them all. That’s why you need to come home with me tonight.

28
Aug

Medical School

By Dave
in General Jokes
+30 -30

Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.

26
Aug

Rock Band

By Frank
in General Jokes
+33 -24

Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.

24
Aug

Run Faster

By Manny
in Racist Jokes
Tags:
+232 -148

I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.

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