Can’t believe how great the Chinese have become at making high-tech devices like mobile phones. They can do it with their eyes closed.
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SepMobile Phones
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
SepLocal Zoo
Yo mama is so ugly the local zoo uses a photo of her to stop the gorillas from beating off.
03
SepTeacher
Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.
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SepHeaven
Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.
01
SepPress Ups
This week I managed to do 14 press ups. I did two press-ups every day for 7 days.
30
AugCup Of Tea
in Dirty Jokes
Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.