Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

One-Handed Typist

in General Jokes
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Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.

Eskimo

in Racist Jokes
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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Big Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
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A recent scientific study has found that 9/10 men prefer big boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men.

Landlord

in General Jokes
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Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.

Best Before Chat up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -30

Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.