Why do old women love to have loads of cats?
Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws’.
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SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
SepCar Door
Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.
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SepIrish Inventions
in Racist Jokes
Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.
1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.
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SepHand Job
in Dirty Jokes
Managed to get a hand job yesterday. I now work for Argos modelling watches.
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SepSuicide Chat up Line
Hi I don’t suppose you could help me. I’m trying to commit suicide by having too much sex.
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SepConflicts
My psychiatrist recently told me I should stop avoiding conflicts so I’ve just booked a holiday to Syria.