Yo mama is so ugly her dildo needs Viagra.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
OctCigarette
Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.
03
OctShirt Chatup Line
Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…
01
OctHoliday
My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.
01
OctEyes Open
Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.
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SepKitchen
Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.