What do coffee beans and woman have in common?
They’re both useless until their wet.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
OctDiarrhoea Chat Up Line
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
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OctSmoke
in Dirty Jokes
I used to smoke after sex but now I just use Vaseline.
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OctCalories
I decided to burn a lot of calories today… I set fire to a fat kid that lives on my street!!
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OctSmell
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: Honey, can you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.
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OctSwans
Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.