Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
04
DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
DecToys
in Racist Jokes
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.
Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!
02
DecRespek
Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.
30
NovBank Account
in Dirty Jokes
What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.
30
NovTumor
When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.
28
NovUniversity
in Dirty Jokes
Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.
I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.