Whats a pirates favourite subject? Arrrrt!
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
DecFirst Fight
After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things.
He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong.
I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body.
08
DecTap Dancer
Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.
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DecNew Puppy
in Animal Jokes
Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.
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DecLove Me
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks.
Husband: What do you mean “if”?
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DecTalk Overthink
Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.