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22
Nov

Climbing Walls

By Dave
in General Jokes
+44 -41

I used to have a fear of climbing walls but I’ve finally managed to get over it.

20
Nov

Feminine Hygiene

By Marco
in Dirty Jokes
+35 -59

Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

20
Nov

Scientists Pick Up Line

By D
in Pick Up Lines
+63 -56

Me: Do you here what scientists are saying?
Her: No what.
Me: That there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

18
Nov

Long and Black

By PD 21 17 54 27 77
in Racist Jokes
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+1005 -356

Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

18
Nov

Candlelit Dinner

By Tom
in Relationship Jokes
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+18 -44

Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.

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