Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
NovSex Lines
in Dirty Jokes
Premium rate sex lines…
The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.
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NovGlobal Warming
I can’t believe all this global warming bullsh*t. The c*nts are always telling people to turn their lights off to save energy and help the planet. Last night I followed their advice, turned my lights off and ended up killing a pedestrian.
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NovLord Of The Rings
Went to see my psychiatrist today. I keep having dreams where I’m a famous author working on the the Lords of The Rings Trilogy. He said it sounds like I’ve been Tolkien in my sleep.
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NovSo Poor
Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.
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NovGerman Board Games
in Racist Jokes
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!