Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.

New Baby

in General Jokes
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Apparently when someone messages you a picture of their new baby it’s offensive to send a message back saying “Better luck next time”!

Four Legs

in Animal Jokes
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What has four legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a playground

Anti-Gravity

in Surreal Jokes
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Just started reading a book about anti-gravity. Its impossible to put down.

Definition of Hypocrisy

in Relationship Jokes
+90 -34

Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height…

Then complain that there’s no real men out there.

Santa

in Racist Jokes
+86 -93

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.