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27
Nov

Cocky

By The Judge
in Relationship Jokes
+14 -6

Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky.
Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.

27
Nov

Clubbing Seals

By Aids
in Animal Jokes
+8 -15

So a baby seal walks into a club…

23
Nov

Bill Gates Vaccine

By DonaldT
in Political Jokes
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+6 -10

Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

23
Nov

Dad

By Ali
in Relationship Jokes
+3 -12

I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

18
Nov

Student Chef

By ChrisP
in Surreal Jokes
+8 -14

Just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.

18
Nov

CPR Pickup Line

By Cole
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -13

I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away

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