Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.
15
FebValentines Baby Sitter
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
FebHome Depot
Yo mama is like home depot, 5 cents a screw.
11
FebAcid Trip
Had a really intense acid trip the other day. For 2 hours all I could see were beams of white light and all I could hear were car horns and people shouting.
11
FebDonkey
in Animal Jokes
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey
08
FebTop Tip
If you see a toilet in your dreams never use it.
08
FebDouble glazing
in Racist Jokes
Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.