Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Teacher

in General Jokes
+10 -21

Just be fired from my job as a teacher.

Apparently LGBT+ doesn’t stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, tuberculosis +AIDS.

Palestinian Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+2 -21

Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

Covid Varient

in General Jokes
+2 -11

A new dangerous variant of Covid has now emerged from Thailand.

It’s been named the Phuket variant.

Gym

in General Jokes
+14 -5

Went to the gym today and theres a new machine!
Used it for an hour and felt sick..
Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers

Food

in General Jokes
+4 -9

I’ve always been very good at putting food on the table so I’ve now decided to get a job as a waiter.

Indian Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+15 -8

Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.

It’s called the Pun-jab.