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28
Jun

Ice-Cream Factory

By SteveA
in General Jokes
+4 -9

Just quit my job at the ice-cream factory. Kept getting the cold shoulder.

28
Jun

Invisible Man

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+23 -7

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky, who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet and, they have to touch it to be sure.

22
Jun

Speed Bumps

By Dave
in General Jokes
+13 -3

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

22
Jun

Fastest

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+7 -11

What is the fastest country?

Iran

19
Jun

Bus Travel Tips

By Dave
in General Jokes
+11 -4

Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Due to the circumference of the Earth you’ll travel an extra 0.0000000000013% further than the people downstairs.

14
Jun

Gym

By Dave
in General Jokes
+17 -4

Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.

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