29Apr Blessed By Dave in Religious Jokes +12 -6 I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. The priest is in jail now.
26Apr Fisherman By Steve in Dirty Jokes +10 -5 What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
26Apr Toaster By Dave in Dirty Jokes +4 -12 What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”
21Apr Parked Car By Stevo in Political Jokes +12 -3 I parked my car outside parliament. “Sir, you can’t park here,” said a cop. “This is where our politicians work.” “Don’t worry, I’ve locked it.”
21Apr Double Standards By Steve in Political Jokes +4 -11 I hate these double standards. If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.