Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Toxic Masculinity

in Dirty Jokes
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A term made up by women no one will fuck.

Blessed

in Religious Jokes
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I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. The priest is in jail now.

Fisherman

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.

Toaster

in Dirty Jokes
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

Parked Car

in Political Jokes
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I parked my car outside parliament. “Sir, you can’t park here,” said a cop. “This is where our politicians work.” “Don’t worry, I’ve locked it.”

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
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I hate these double standards.

If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.