Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

The Road

in Racist Jokes
+11 -27

Why did the black man cross the road?

To get away from the cops.

Netflix

in General Jokes
+8 -6

Some people say Netflix is too expensive but I’m currently paying $100,000 per year to stay at home and watch videos from my college.

Yoda

in General Jokes
+12 -10

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

HDMI

Fact Of The Day

in Animal Jokes
+10 -5

T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus-Shirt because it has short arms.

Diving

in Sports Jokes
+4 -10

Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters
Scuba diving world record – 137 meters
Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters

Cheers, Casio that’s a relief

Tinder

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -3

Tinder is for rookies. I used Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It gives you all the recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size.