Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Fat Women

in General Jokes
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Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Cheating

in Relationship Jokes
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Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Priests

in Religious Jokes
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

Sister

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient:

You had sex with my sister!!
She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do?
The autopsy you sick bastard.

How to

in Racist Jokes
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How to name your Asian baby *drops pan down stairs* king song ding dong

Why?

in Racist Jokes
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6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11