When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.
05
DecThreesome
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
DecIrish Coffee
Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.
03
DecDivorced
Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.
01
DecSchwarzenegger
My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…
I’ll return.
01
DecStages of Life
The five stages of life:
1. Birth.
2. Pissing and shiting yourself.
3. Having to pay for everything.
4. Pissing and shiting yourself.
5. Death.
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NovMoney
If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?