How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.
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DecLightbulb
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
DecStages of Life
There are four stages in life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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DecMasterpiece
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.
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Decshock absorbers
Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
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DecCampaign
I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
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DecDrink
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.
Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.