Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+17 -51

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

White

in Racist Jokes
+91 -40

What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.

Weight scale

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -8

My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.

New Car

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -27

Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal?
It can fit a small child in the boot.
It’s called the Renault McCann

Snowball

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -13

The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.

I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.