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29
Nov

Nigerian

By Asada-san
in Racist Jokes
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+38 -43

Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.

27
Nov

Sat-Nav

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
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+31 -25

Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.

27
Nov

Learn To Count

By BJ23
in General Jokes
+18 -12

Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.

25
Nov

Shopping

By Tommy
in Relationship Jokes
+41 -13

Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

25
Nov

Crayons

By Meep
in Racist Jokes
+20 -38

Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones

23
Nov

How you Doing?

By Sammy
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -19

Man: How u doing?
Woman: Fine?
Man: I said how you doing not how u looking?

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