The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Do you want to get married?
Me: Sure.
Girlfriend: Great, when?
Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
NovInternet
Yo mama so fat she don’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.
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NovKiss Ass
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?
Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.
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NovPoetry
They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.
So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.
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NovDiscounts Pickup Line
Do you like discounts when you go shopping?
Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.
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NovYo ugly mama
Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.