Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
JulHealth Care
Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.
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JulJaws
If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
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JulLatest Science
Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.
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JulSpecial
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??
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JulWhite Stuff
in Dirty Jokes
What’s 6 inches and leaves white stuff over your face?
A toothbrush.