Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

iPad

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I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”

That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.

Birds and The Bees

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Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.

Cross The Road

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Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three f*cking hours ago.

Break Up Ideas

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If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.

Out

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Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.

Tinder

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Tinder is for rookies. I used Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It gives you all the recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size.