Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Kiss Ass

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?

Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Burried

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This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Change The World

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If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Wife Died

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My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”

007

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My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007:

0 Romance
0 Hygiene
7 Meals per day