Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Wet

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Just had the following conversation with my wife

Wife: “Give it to me! I’m so f*cking wet! Give it to me now!”
Me: You can scream all you want, you’re not having the umbrella.

Kiss Ass

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?

Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Burried

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This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Break Up Ideas

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If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.