27Aug Broom By Jakkalas in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -19 My wife: Where’s the broom? Me: Why, where are you going?
04Jun Wet By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -16 Just had the following conversation with my wife Wife: “Give it to me! I’m so f*cking wet! Give it to me now!” Me: You can scream all you want, you’re not having the umbrella.
19Nov Kiss Ass By Jay in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -9 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife? Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again? Husband: Why do you ask? Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.
18Aug Sofa Bed DIY Tips By Allen in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -24 Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
19Jan Burried By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -24 This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried. Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.
27May Break Up Ideas By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +33 -25 If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.