28Jun Text Message By Chris in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -11 Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.
06Apr Baby By TimS in Relationship Jokes +50 -42 When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.
24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +31 -23 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
14Jun iPad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +32 -24 I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.” “Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.” That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
03Feb LOW BATTERY By dagers in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -11 I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
06Apr Thai Bride By Stea2 in Relationship Jokes +18 -11 Really fed up with my new Thai bride! She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!