Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Text Message

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Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

Baby

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When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.

Tool

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My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.

iPad

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I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”

That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.

LOW BATTERY

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I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.

Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.

Thai Bride

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Really fed up with my new Thai bride!

She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!